TREASURER WANTED
Qualifications:
Must know "Creative" accounting
Have a willingness to work under an unreasonable, dictatorial ruler
Must know how to effectively throw others under a bus
Must know how to avoid questions from the board of directors
Must know the State regulations for a non-profit organization and how to effectively get around them.
Must be willing to sacrifice integrity for the benefit of the "team"
Must be able to accept the blame for the transgressions of others
Must be good at stonewalling
Possessing a knowledge of sound accounting principles and practices is not a pre-requisite as the organization does not use them.
Please apply to the UCO administration offices with a resume. Don't call looking for an answer we'll call you.
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